The pair of
werewolves, which escaped from Hitchcock Zoo (Eureka Springs, AR) last week were recaptured today. After a merry chase following a
trail of dead livestock it ended this morning when the werewolves
(Janie Lee & Herbert) broke into a chicken barn in Fayetteville,
Arkansas.
Chicken barn
owner, Clyde Smitherton, reported four hundred dead chickens and over
five thousand dollars worth of damage to his state-the-art pens and
feeding equipment. Clyde said officials from the zoo refused to speak
with him.
I contacted the
zoo director, Myrtle Tittlebottom, this morning.
~ Phone
conversation with Myrtle ~
Jodie: Good
morning, Mrs. Tittlebottom.
Myrtle: If this
is a reporter, I'm hanging up.
Jodie: Mrs.
Tittlebottom, my readers want to know if Hitchcock zoo is going to
compensate Clyde for his dead chickens, damage to his property, and
lost revenue.
Myrtle: None of
your business.
Jodie: What
about all the livestock the werewolves killed this week? There have
been reports of mutilated and dead carcasses across northeastern
Arkansas.
Myrtle: Stupid %$#^ A$$ reporters!
:phone slams
down in my ear:
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